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Summertime,
And
the livin's easy...
By: Stephen Linaweaver
If you are an actor, you dream of your big break in Hollywood or
Broadway. If you are a writer, you dream of being published, of seeing
your name in print in bookstores or on magazine stands across the country.
But if you are a rock climber, a mountaineer, or a river runner, you dream
of one day making a first ascent or first descent in one of the last wild
places of the Earth. And in that dream, if you are really lucky, someone
else pays for it.
Last October, I got lucky.
I had just moved to Aspen, Colorado when I met Michael Brown, a
documentary filmmaker who is also an avid climber and kayaker. After
swapping a few boating war stories, Mike casually mentioned to me that he
was putting together an expedition to Chile and was looking for another
kayaker to join the trip. He would be filming the trip for the Outdoor
Life Network, who, incidentally, would be paying for the entire excursion.
Could I go? After mulling it over for 6 nanoseconds, I replied calmly,
"Well, I will have to check my schedule, but I think I can squeeze it
in." Twenty days later, I was on a fourteen-hour LanChile flight from
Los Angeles to Santiago de Chile, temporarily dreaming no longer.
When you touch down on the slender, 3,000 mile-long coastal nation of
Chile, an overwhelming feeling comes over you, like an elephant sitting on
your back. As you stare out into the clean air of the underside of the
planet, it is difficult to shake this foreboding thought: "Why, oh
why, did I study French and not Spanish?" Please, if you are
currently a student, whether it be High School, College, or other, take
some advice. Learn Spanish. Studies show that approximately 99% of the
world's population speaks Spanish, and in the next ten years most of them
will be working or living with you. Now I am sure that there are some
perfectly nice French people out there (actually, I am sure there are
not), but that is irrelevant.
Learn Spanish. When you arrive in Chile, you will meet ten of the most
beautiful women you have ever seen in your life, and that is before you
clear customs. Of those 10 women, roughly ten of them will speak no
English at all, and saying "Francois le Seve va a la bibliotheque"
will get you nowhere. So while one of our team members spoke adequate
Spanish, the rest of us just faded into the background like nervous
seventh graders at a mixer, wishing we had never met "Francois le
Seve" in the first place, and wondering how we would ever clear
customs.

Photo
by Stephen's self timer.
Back
row: Chris Haaland, David Kashinski, Michael Brown (standing), Stephen
Linaweaver.
Front row: Don Elias and his wife
Aidé, Mark Howe, and Pablo
Sándor.